Stoopid Stuff

Osama the Clown er, Posse

An odd thought about Islamic terrorism post 9/11.

It's very well possible that the al Quaeda terrorists are victims of their own long-sought success. I mean, what if they now use a truck bomb to blow up the county courthouse in Tuscaloosa. Kill 340 people. The American population is gonna get pissed, but not rocked back on their heels.

Hell, Osama, this is America!! Y'know? You have to go Boffo every time. We don't have time for losers! You knocked down not one but TWO of the best-known, tallest buildings in the world. Killed THOUSANDS!! Your next attack oughta at least approach that, don'tcha think?

So now you're fucked. The only thing left to you to make people say "WOW" is, like, Nuking the SuperBowl (tm) . You've set the bar too high and now you are faced with a stark choice. Look like an irrelevant fool, or spend years, maybe decades, trying to outdo 9/11. Give it up dood, get a tattoo, drink some vodka, kill yourself. 'Cause you don't have any good path...


mikey

posted by mikey @ 6:27 PM